Best of Michael's Misquotes - The Office US

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Best of Michael's Misquotes  - The Office US

'That's sort of an oaky after-birth.' All the times Michael Scott would try words and phrases that were way out of his vocabulary Watch The Office US on Google Play: & iTunes Subscribe: This is the official YouTube channel for The Office US. Home to all of the official clips from the series, the funniest moments, pranks and fails. Think we should feature your favourite episode? Let us know in the comments! FB : Twitter : Website :

Comments to the video: Best of Michael's Misquotes - The Office US

Melanie 2 6 minutes ago
I'm not SUPER stitous.I'm a little stitous. It's for charity, I'm a great falanderer.
Alexandria Geremew 12 hours ago
No rest for the sick!
Editorknowsbest 13 hours ago
“ I consider myself a great philanderer.” 😆 Wow, Michael. That takes on a whole new meaning to philanthropy.
Forgetron 3000 14 hours ago
“You’re going to H-E-L-L double hockey sticks. YOU’RE GOING TO HELL STANLEY! “
Fangirl of sorts 20 hours ago
Did he say spermed lovers 😂😂😂😂
Christian Lopez 1 day ago
Colored greens.
Jerry Sun 1 day ago
That fool me once quote is actually brilliant.
alexander searer 1 day ago
thumbs up, office made me laugh
48236ish 1 day ago
How dare you attack him like this? He is not to be truffled with!
Yuvana Chai 2 days ago
One of my favorites is the m3p one. Gets me every time.
Bangtan_Boys 2 days ago
4:52 but fool me twice, strike 3 I ACTUALLY LAUGHED OUT LOUD
Bangtan_Boys 2 days ago
3:57 u have a bad imagination its stupid i live in a fancy world LOLLLL
Bangtan_Boys 2 days ago
2:53 no rest for the sick AHAHHAHAHHA
Bangtan_Boys 2 days ago
0:10 hmmm kinda sort of an oaky afterbirth AHAHAH
Rain ouchen 2 days ago
im downloading some N3P music hhhhhhh
Rain ouchen 2 days ago
You know what they say fool me once strike one but fool me twice.strike three -Michael Scott
Candy 3 days ago
I am beyoncè always 😂
benjamin pablo jr 3 days ago
Ridiculous, Angela. and like I'm gonna believe one of his spermed lovers 😉
Nassusi Harobed 3 days ago
.He has the power of flight, he can heal leopards.
nelson yue 4 days ago
what about when Jan told Michael that he underestimated him and he replied with next time maybe she will estimate him
Aaron Yazzie 4 days ago
anorexatic
Robert E.O Speedwagon 4 days ago
That’s easy for you to say you have a bad imagination, it’s stupid. I live in a fantasy world
PlazmaCow 4 days ago
You forgot “PHYLLIS A WOMAN HAS USLURPED MY THRONE AS SANTA!”
David Courchaine 4 days ago
What does he say wrong at Philliss wedding
sharefactor 2 days ago
Definition of welding instead of wedding
ItsmyLIFE 4 days ago
0:52 i didnt get it
France 5 days ago
webster's dictionary defines wedding as the fusing of two metals with a hot torch
France 5 days ago
the wedding part got me good
amai z 5 days ago
He’s not a disgruntled employee, everyone here is very.gruntled
LiL XaN 5 days ago
::::::::::::,,,,,,,,,,,————-)))))))))
Frank Flores 6 days ago
GOOO HYPERS LMAO THE REBOOT AND MICHAEL CHANGED HIS MIND F***CK ITS GONNA BE HYPESSSSS
Check it Dweeb 6 days ago
Lol I read it as Michael's mosquitos
Alexis Dolegowski 6 days ago
I say 'dance' they say 'how high?'
Idiot Entertainment 7 days ago
R e s p spee d
Orion Felis 7 days ago
Head. take headed of.
SorryImHere 7 days ago
I. Declare.. BANKRUPTCY!!!!!!!!!
utkarsh sankrityayan 7 days ago
'As if I'd believe one of his spermed lovers'. So wise, Michael. so wise!
Ashlee* Dawn 8 days ago
I'm not superstitious, but I'm a little stitious. 😂 I want that on a t-shirt.
Sexhaie 8 days ago
Spider-face- definition: used to refer to someone who had a procedure to remove their own nose. Context: cut off her nose to spider-face.
dheeraj varma 9 days ago
No one would take headed of my instructions. ;)
Samuel Lockshin 9 days ago
Did Bob Vance break and/or try not to break at 1:18? 😂
Tommy Garcia 9 days ago
wedding: Defusing of two metals with a hot torch hahahaha
Jacob 10 days ago
HO HO HO, CONTRAPTIONS, SHE’S CONTRAPTING
Brolio 10 days ago
successories
James Lynch 10 days ago
I’m not superstitious, but I’m a little stitious. Best quote here
Xan Watson 10 days ago
*you are all successeries*
SMG2fanatic 10 days ago
Michael leaving was insurmountainable for the office
lesley 10 days ago
anorexia.she’s an anorexitic
John Vanzant 11 days ago
oaky afterbirth smh
Daniel Gonzalez 11 days ago
These are called malapropism
Mortimer Aeinhardt 11 days ago
R e s peace me d. That, ladies and gentlemen, is how to spell Respect.
GlennSteel69 12 days ago
His last name is Christ, he can heal leopards.hahahaha
u2good2b4gotn 12 days ago
Best Michael quote: You expect to get screwed by your company, but you NEVER expect to get screwed by your girlfriend.
u2good2b4gotn 12 days ago
Can you do a montage of every time one of the characters shook their head No.
Clorox Bleach 12 days ago
Fool me once, strike 1. Fool me twice.. *Calculating* *Calculating* *Calculating* .strike 3.
Pete W 12 days ago
ASAP as possible. Perfect
Rick Leuce 12 days ago
1:11 got me
Silvia Martinez 13 days ago
You forgot we're going to youthanize this place.
kyle alexander 13 days ago
I know where this is going! Do you? No.
youngboy3082 13 days ago
I hate this show. I have a test tomorrow and I have not been able to study at all because of my obsession with these videos.
Danny Suazo 14 days ago
His last name is Christ, He has the power of flight, And he can heal leopards
Noir 14 days ago
*Progidal son returns*
Jinzo9988 15 days ago
You think if you put Michael and Ricky in a room together, they'd be able to understand each other?
Krystle Ernest 15 days ago
This is great lmao! My favorite: well well well, how the turntables
Wild_ian1 15 days ago
1:43 I’m dropping a deuce right now
I am the liquor 15 days ago
Does a bear shit on the pope
Tcho Tcho 15 days ago
Noooooooo, I can't believe you missed the best one. When Michael says that Ryan is good for the office because he wants to youthanize the office. huahuahauhauhauhauahuha
James Vincent 16 days ago
The more i rewatch the more i realize how big a POS michael is
James Vincent 16 days ago
Andy ol snitch ass
Tiger Durham 16 days ago
“Head of, head of, take headed of. heed, heed of, take heed of, take HEED of”
Bernie 17 days ago
“Minor, I hardly know her!”
impeacheso 17 days ago
No rest for the sick lmao
Dwight You Ignorant Slut 18 days ago
No Dwight RESsPCT find out What it MEans to ME
Dwight You Ignorant Slut 18 days ago
I will give you a hint His last name is Christ He has the power of flight And he can heal leopards Lol I’m actually dying
Totally Original Content 19 days ago
lmao who else thought it said mosquitoes
Jose Ramirez 19 days ago
If you notice on 1:54, the chair slowly goes down
Nzo 7 19 days ago
Living by the words of michael ❤
Tyler B 19 days ago
“You don’t call retarded people retards, you call your friends retards when they’re acting retarded” -Michael Gary Scott
No Hetero 20 days ago
I get so triggered by the anorexia one 😤
Ally Reddekopp 20 days ago
*R* *E* *S* *PEACE* *P* *T*
Ally Reddekopp 20 days ago
*I have your baguette.*
Ally Reddekopp 20 days ago
5, 4, 3 *action*
Mihai Florea 20 days ago
u talkin' to me. al pacino. raging bull. -michael scott lol
mangodebango 21 days ago
He heals leopards!
Anne Palisoc 21 days ago
Thank you for uploading, even if The Office has ended. This channel should have millions of subscribers!
TriStar 21 days ago
It makes me so happy to see this video gain 1.6m views in the mere three weeks since it was uploaded. The Office is a classic, timeless show that undeniably deserves the praise that it regularly receives from fans, despite the fact that it’s been off the air for years. This YouTube channel was a brilliant idea.
Silvia Martinez 21 days ago
I am not to be truffled with Lmao.
tarheel112081 22 days ago
I can't believe I.declare.BANKRUPTCY! wasn't in there
Quiritare Cinema 22 days ago
The Office US - Best Musical Moments 1: The Office US - Best Musical Moments 2:
Mad Suggar 22 days ago
I got a Jack Ryan ad for this video❤
Valentin Chantereau 22 days ago
Casino night.I'm going to drop a duce on everybody
jontheguy 23 days ago
I love when Michael is giving Dwight advice. :D Take headed of lol
Chandan Moitra 23 days ago
Pause at 5:20
hwahid8 23 days ago
My favorite one is not included You talking to me? Raging Bull, Al Pacino
TheHive 23 days ago
PAM PAM! PAM!
ThePhoenix_ King 23 days ago
best of the warehouse guys
Daniel Czako 23 days ago
Where was his kappa was detated my favorite
Matt Hong 24 days ago
he guys, i'm making some vid that people say r funny, but u could just watch my most recent vid and let me know what u think, i'd love it!!
Chet Manly 24 days ago
Tell every one and hope for the best lmao
Erika Smith 24 days ago
Bears. beets. Battle Star Gallactica!!
619 575 24 days ago
I can't understand why so many people loved this show. I tried watching it on Netflix n Micheal is terrible. He's not funny and he's jus annoying and stupid. Over acting n he tries way to hard. I know thats his character but i can't sit through it. Guess there's alot of stupid assholes that get it